Monday, July 30, 2018

Tamales Tamales

Quick email today.  (lol like always)

-Can someone tell me what tamales are? Every day there´s a guy that comes down our street on his bike at 6 in the morning...i repeat six. o. clock. in the morning honking his horn yelling ´´Tamales!´´ (excuse me, it´s  ´´¡Tamales!¨) over and over.  I may not know what tamales are, but I´m pretty sure it´s healthy to eat them that early in the morning. 

-Down here I´m known as Hermana Blassard, Hermana Blah, Hermana, blanca, guapa, bonita, muñeca, and even elder at times. 

Sorry don´t have time for more.  Haha but here´s a picture of me holding a bag of plátanos (I´ve probs eaten 5423544 plátanos during my first month in Ecuador)

Zone Conference

Platanos

Sunday, July 22, 2018

Zona Santa Rosa Norte and Naranjas

Another week in the books down here in Zona Santa Rosa Norte.  I have just a couple quick things to mention this week.

We had a baptism for a sweet lady named Belgica last Saturday. She is the first person I ever taught way way back in the day that first night we arrived to the area.  She is incredibly humble and kind. Also, she never makes fun of my terrible Spanish so basically she´s the best. 

There´s a picture attached of an orange.  People here eat oranges by shaving off the outside of the peel and squeezing the juice out through the top. It´s completely illogical and messy. I´ve decided that the way people eat oranges just sums up a way of life down here in Ecuador.



Well, that´s it for now.  Life´s good for the most part...I´m just ¨patiently¨ waiting for my Spanish to improve.  Haha love you all!

-Hermana Blazzard







Monday, July 9, 2018

Rolling -n- Rice

Wow, all I can say is that the mission life is like a rollercoaster ride. One minute I´m high off the Spirit, walking the streets of Santa Rosa to the beat of the latin music (i mean jk jk I never ever listen to that wordly music), and then the next minute I am on the verge of tears because someones showving a another plate full of rice and onion in my face when my stomach is already about to explode.  But it´s all good fun.

Other random stuff:

- "Peace" is "paz" in spanish.  But "peace" in english sounds like the word for pee in spanish apparently. So you see where this is going.  Yeah I blessed someone to have pee in their life last week in a prayer.  I didn`t think I was going to be that gringa missionary, but yes I`m that gringa missionary. 

- How to eat a million pounds of rice a day: start by scouping it  into the giant bowl of soup that`s a "sidedish" Then just eat as fast as you possibly can so you can't feel how full your stomach is getting. Then pray for help. 

- Avocados are giant here.  We have an investigator that keeps giving them to me every single time we meet with him.  So my backpack is always full of avocados.  He also gave me two giant yellow things the other day.  The look and smell like giant lemons.  My companion keeps telling me they aren`t lemons and they are something else but I can`t remember the other name so they are lemons to me.  I wish I was hungry so I could eat this fruit but my belly is always full of rice and mystery meat so rip

- Our sector is made up a part of the city of Santa Rosa and a bunch of pueblecitos as far as a 30-minute busride away.  On the way to the farthest pueblecito, there is a lake.  There is a legend that a black figure that looks like a man snatches people that walk by the lake and drags them into it.  Also apparently the lake has no bottom.  My companion does not want to tract near this lake but I told her we have to. I mean, how could we not?  I`ll tell yàll how things go...or maybe not. 

Okay I don`t have any more time.  I love you all. CIao!

Hna Blazzard

Ether 12:27


Monday, July 2, 2018

Hola from Santa Rosa!

Hola Mis Amigos!

This week has actually been nuts!  Last week at this time I was sitting in an air-conditioned and clean building with other white people.  Now I'm currently sitting in a...not actually sure what it is...some sort of store I think...with people ar​gu​​ing right behind me in incomprehensible Spanish with matted hair somewhere in the middle of Ecuador.

My first couple of days in Ecuador were sllllooooowwww. ​ A​ll day Tuesday, me and the other newbies just waited around with the APs doing basically nothing.  We ate dinner at the President's house and had some quick training.  Wednesday morning we attended the temple. After the temple we waited around some more and then in the afternoon we finally met our trainers and got assigned to a sector.

My trainer is Hermana Rodriquez.  She is 22 years old and is from Bolivia. She is super nice and very pa​t​ient (which is extremely necessary with my terrible Spanish).  She does not speak English.  She does not understand English.  Thus, communication is very difficult. However, she has a good sense of humor and we've had some good laughs.  I don't really know much else about her, I´ll let ya'll know in a couple months after ​I​ learn a few more words.  But I do know that this is going to be the last area of her mission.  Which mean I'm going to kill her. (Mission slang...it just means I am her last companion before she goes back home)

Our sector is Santa Rosa Rama 2.  Santa Rosa is about 4 hours in a bus from Guayaquil.   I live in an apartment with Hermana Rodriguez and another companionship.  Guess who's in the other companionship?? Hermana Hales! She just can't get rid of me.

Right after I dropped my stuff off at the apartment, my companion and I went straight to an appointment with an investigator. I didn​'​t understand ​a ​word of that entire lesson.  My companion had me bear my testimony in Spanish and pray.  I guess it went fine.  Every lesson since then my companion has been making me say more and more.  Yeesh it's been rough.  I have to concentrate extremely hard on what the person is saying just to understand a few words.  Then I just have to guess what the conversation is about and pray that what I say has any sort of ​relevance​ to the lesson.

Now I can almost understand everything my companion says because I´ve gotten used to the way she talks (she rolls her 'r's like a madwoman).  But with other people it​'​s 50/50.  Some people I can kind of understand, others I can't comprehend a single word.  My head hurts all the time.

Music is always blasting here.  Dogs are always barking (btw I still hate dogs...I've had approximately 500 heart attacks already here with dogs running at me). The air is always wet.  Need a drink? Just take in a big gulp of air. People are always yelling.  Roosters are always...can't remember what its called...but that thing they do every morning. ​ ​I didn't sleep at all the first two nights...but then Hermana Hales gave me some ear plugs (bless her soul) and now it's fine.  But it's all good fun!  haha

Also, I'm now basically the designated sacrament meeting pianist. No one knows how to play piano here and when my companion found out I could, she volunteered me to play during church. It was extremely difficult, because the people in our branch sing extremely loud, very off​-​key, and very fast. I had to focus so hard to keep the right tempo...I think I'm going to bring my ear plugs to church next Sunday.  I think I have to give piano lessons later too.  I definitely don't know how to teach piano, but I'll just pretend like I know what I'm doing...that's kind of how I've been living life lately.

There's tons more I could write, but I don't have much time right now. Just know that I'm doing fine and the Church is still true! haha I love you all!!